Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Retarded FUNNY FACES


- kiss to Hell -


- Jx " JaJaJaJaJa " -


- Kel planning to pull ahpeh's pants down -


- RETARD ALERT ! -


- Cock missing the y -


- Kel after midnight -


- friendly giant -


- Jerry trying to kiss principal -


- press and enlarge -



- Im so gonna die if she sees this :) -

xuanle : yes, you are so dead, its a good thing i can edit.. lOL

Monday, September 29, 2008

SUMMER SCH ~

After failing a core subject,
i've been attending Summer Sch
since las week.

Those racist lecturers make lessons
so boring, but classmates was nice.
For our 1.5hr break, we watched
sex movie in class using the projector.
What a great idea since the teacher
wasnt around. Yesh, girls n muslims
watching too..

On the 2nd day, the lecturer showed
us pics of how mis-used physics can
actually kill pple.

He showed photos of a worker trapped
under an overturned fortlift.
When the vehicle was lifted up.
The worker's was already dead as
his head got flattened. Pieces of his
head everywhere.

Are teachers surposed to show this
kind of gruesome photos in class??

PHOTO POST COMING UP

Sunday, September 28, 2008

GAY POWER !!

hey i'm turning gay soon cause
if u noticed, i've dreaming S³ dudes
for the past three days especially
Yu Min and Jia Xian.

Nope, not Jimmy nor Jie Sheng.
N maybe it's time for S³ to recruit
gals in. Yea, more the merrier ~

I can rmb mos of my dreams whenever
i wake up. I took down notes of them
n the pple inside using my phone.
Yesh, my phone contains as much
shit as my brain.


- taken inside my dream -


- Oo ii soO Fukiing lovee ue guyz -

MORE PHOTOS FROM JANELLE's BDAY


- HUGE CAKE -


- Bday Girl, Bday Cake, Mahjong Table -


- no, jing kang, no -


- Black White Maroon onli gang -


- Vodaka not enough -


- so we played game -


- and added some cigarette bud -


- way better than glue sniffing -


Las night, i was jogging up the slope
during MT practice bare-footed like
i used to.

I jogged n heard a crunch* sound.
I lifted up my naked foot and saw
wat i thought was those long
and black beans that fall from trees, but..

NO !!!
it wasnt.. it has legs n long feelers.

IT WAS A HUGE(6 inch) CENTIPEDE !!




- now im craving for Mahjong -

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Visit to SueiChuan's crib

wit S³ 's royal contract, off we
went to SueiChuan's hse ytd.
yeap, he's getting a lot better!!
hope he'll be back to Jurong
n join us for outing soon :)

Everytime we visit SueiChuan,
his hse will appear new items
in his living room..

1st was a PSP 3 !
2nd was a flat screen plasma TV !!
Yesterday was a new DVD player wit
Four bass boosters !!!

Omg, wats nex in his buy list to
zheng his living room? ..


- SC's "Chua-Sai" expression -


- look closely, NO UNDIES !! -

Thursday, September 25, 2008

FCUK MY BROKEN LEG !!!


No la, not broken, jus that
my leg cramped during MuayThai
practice jus now...

ULTRA PAIN AR!!!
Tried making the high-pitched girly
scream* in front of all the peers
but jus couldnt cause my vocals
not good enough...

Could onli bite my lips n open my
eyes wide-wide to show others that
i'm realli in agony. (OxO)

Wondering if the cramps that gals
every month keep complaining about
is the level of excruciation i had jus now.

If i am a girl, i'll hang myself jus before
puberty gets mi..


- Condom that comes in a pair -

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

S.E.A

Apart from being a sporting member,
i'm also affiliated wit S.E.A since
starting a band life in SQSS..

S.E.A aka Snake.Eating.Associates

Proud Members are:
Gerald Wong - " Let's Go, let's go "
Ngoh Jia Xian - " IDIOT!! "
Ang Kok Yang - " SICK!! "
Lim Cheng Zhia - " Tiu leh lou mou "

Our onli goal was to eat as
much snakes as possible (Jiak Zua)
during band and loves giving
the majors
a realli tough time.

We were UNSTOPPABLE!!!


- For 《非常Superband photoshoot -


- The S.E.A press conference at Japan -


- S.E.A getting close up wit Buddha himself-


- Credits to Jigs -


- all time Youtuber -


- Gerald the CoolFuck -


- Yours truly -


- best S.E.A 's bites besides cup noodles -


- S.E.A , since forever -

Sunday, September 21, 2008

BACK FROM CHALET!!

didnt took much photos
but here it is...


- 3 sheeps and the wolf -


- da hui lang -


- sry, didnt took the kissing scenes after this -


- BBQ -


- YuMin the bday boy -


- powder bath -


- sexy white dude -




- Butcher's fruit knife -


- JS fuk lame -


- "Chalet's objective" -


- JX, JH -


- SQ, Spen, KH -


- Jim, Mal, JK, YM -


- Ron loves Chivas -


- Loving it -


- Guan Gong -


- 白马王子 -

STEAL THESE PICS NOW!!!