200711



Why didnt you wait for me
to come back home?
U broke ur promise.
Still, we love u, fat boy.

GUNS & DICKS

Shall start my NS life in a couple of hours
time. All the best to my 2 weeks
confinement and i should be off
for another round of MJ. lol

Missed the backpack trip already.
All the laughing, fun, injuries and ladyboys.
So now, here's some of the photos
credits to Hehfiz :D


Start of journey


TROLLs


No Pain No Paintball


I skid my motorbike twice within
an hour but im not the worst :B


Been there done that. Backpackers for life


Tired TROLLs back to Singapore


WAH LAH!

FREE BITCH

Poly ended liao lo.
Less than 1 week to NS D:
Will miss my classmates and
peeps much much.
Hope i wont turn into clubber
siao when i go in NS.


VideoCam, Y U NO GROW TALLER?!


Directors and bosses in 20 years time


My sem1 classmate and faithful tweetpeep :)


Darius Lee Fu Qiang. Hansum Ganstar


Tts an eel, no joke.


Gina uses Hadouken. Its super effective*

21

In bout 24 hours time, i'll be
officially 21. Fuck sian. Uncle Lim liao

And the long waited NS letter had
finally came.

07 JUNE 2011 at 11:45AM
to BMTC HQ
Less than 45 days more to
seeing my dick head shaved.
Shall try and spend this holiday
wisely.

Not forgetting, the 9 days backpacking
trip to Malaysia and Thailand with
Hafiz, Marcus, Nazmi and Nazmi's fren :@
Am looking forward to the Thai
massage there. My spine's been giving
mi problem.
Guess i'm playing too much MJ lately.


The catch at Pasir Ris Pond


My favorite MJ beast


Last year's celebration wita Edmunda


Miss the whole Phuket trip and Ponpoy
who helped took this photos for us :))


Rokok master


My MJ shifu. Andy Lau

D:

I don feel easy at all even
though the exams are over D: fml

Anyway, went fishing wit a bunch of
homies at Labrador Park last nite.
It was pathetic!
I couldn't even feel a nibble on mi rod.
The whole 100m stretch of fishermen
didn't catch anything at all.
I caught a big crab though but it was sheer
luck. That's all. The onli catch of the day.

Myth Busted: Labrador Park is not a
good fishing spot.

Shall work & MJ til i drop this holiday :)


Handicrab


Red Haired Shanks


Will miss these bunch of douchebags & bitches.

STRESS

Total hell for these 2 weeks for mi.
So many major projects and presentations
to complete.
Done with band recording, WISP & MindQuest's
presentations.
Left with mixing and making the music video
and Final Year Exams.

CNY coming, nvr bought any new clothes,
no time and mood actually. Going back
to Batam on Wed right after a test.
The only thing im anticipating for is the MJ
session there :B

Btw, i wanna tell u tt something awful happened
to me a week or 2 ago.
I woke up tt morning, my piercing hurts like fuck
and i suspect my stopper had dropped off
and yea, it wasn't there but instead, there was
a semen-like-liquid discharge at the back of
my ear.
I went to the toilet to check on it. The stopper
was indeed missing but i could feel something
protruding out of my ear. It was fucking
disturbing and then i tried to squeeze it out.
Bearing all the pain, I pushed out the swell and
there it was, a bloody stopper. Blood all over.
fyi, my stopper is a huge cylinder shaped metal.
It went inside my piercing entirely when i was
aslp.
And now, the back of my left ear has a hole as big
as an asshole. Great.

I dunno why i've always have a thought
that i would either die from a stroke or cancer.
fml

For the Love of the Game

Mahjong should be considered a sport,
a recognized competitive game played
by both young and old and be introduced
as an Olympic sport. I will represent
Singapore in tt sport and win a gold medal
for my people.
A silver would not be good enough
for mi even though I predict China
would be a tough opponent to beat.
But u noe wat? Fuk tt, I will own you
MJ noobs, bring glory to SG and be an
icon, a living legend of Mahjong. o.o

Sumting wong

MJ tip: Defending ur chips is more
important than winning a hand.
Terms and Conditions apply*


WUUUUT

STUDIO

Today was our recording day at
the studio.
Fyi : The studio is onli for AVT students
and is secured with fingerprint
lock system for onli the AVTs and lects.

Today wasn't a very productive day
as we tried to compose our own music.
Idea from Electronics changed to Alien electronic
to gameboy electronic to Pokemon theme/battle
song to Gregorian chants and then to
6 man acapella. lmao

The 5 of us had a group disscussion with Mr. Lau,
when a black figure swept across the screen
of the door. We were like "wtf was tt??"

Fiz went to check it immediately and
found the small room opposite empty.
Onli JS didnt saw the figure cause the door
was behind him. The other 4 of us saw the same
thing. Someone's head. Awkward Silence.




FUK YEA! MY QWOP FINALLY PASSED!!
WITH FLYING COLOUR SOMEMORE!!

T3

Tts the name of the new speakers
i jus bought. It includes a subwoofer.
1 word : GUMPUASOONG

You stood up, looked down and
notice there's 2 large anacondas
making love inside the toilet bowl.
You are like "FUCK YEAH"
What a beauty.

BELOVED FRIEND OF MINE

I had a dream this morning.
All the Scubens & I travelled back in time.
It started off at Shuqun's canteen.
Our purpose was to find Suei Chuan
and there he was, standing beside
the vending machine.
We called out his name, glad to
see this great buddy again.

I gave him a tight hug and he was like,
" Dudes, whats wit all of you?? ". Trying
to free himself, he was clueless of
what was happening but i didnt care.

Kelvin said," We should head back now,
my plane's waiting for mi to Australia "
I woke up, a fever hit me, i couldnt slp
then.

p.s Suei Chuan, who had gone to the better world.

QWOP

I got a new best friend
and his name is QWOP.
Even though he's a nigga
and is spastic, he had taught
me mani things.
He taught me wat real courage is and
not everything is a win or lose
cause everyone is a winner ;D


Nth is more FUK-up than this.
Lost my focus and QWOP died a horrible death.


Nex week bitchesss.

CHRISTMAS

I wan so many things for christmas..
A new pair of speakers and a sub woofer
A new Macbook laptop bag
An IPhone 4/G
A new pair of mid-cut shoes for work
A bronze key chain hook.
My whole bunch of orders online. FASTER COMEEE

Last Saturday watched MNET Ultimate LiveAsia
wit JS, Fahmi & Gina. Working after tt til
5am. lol

Gina: 'TRIO's $80 very difficult to earn'
So totally agreed :B
Sry leh


Gina, faster facebook all the photos.


Park Jaebum Park Jaebum. Nickhun dance veh nice.

FUK YOU CT!

FISHING

Ytd went to Lim Chu Kang for
some fishing with the Kian Brothers.
Under the blazing sun for 5 hours
without even a nibble.
But at least Nixon caught a pufferfish.
:D


Bamboo Hat = Luck +0


Nut sack.


Hi, I'm Puf the tough Pufferfish and i
love to eat ur smelly prawn. Bitch

LAST NIGHT

I dreamt I was in a small room
with Aloy & Gina.
Aloy had a gun, he decided
to put a bullet through his head
and yea, he did.
Gina wanted to suicide as well
and i successfully persuaded her
not to.

Crazy ETG pple.

I thk i drmt of these because i saw
these things tt nite.



Theres a part 2.


Don ask mi y.

RANDOM

No win no lose in MJ jus now.

Drank a real Graveyard last nite.

Man, it tasted like sht.

Here's the Graveyard recipe

- Triple Sec, 151 Proof Rum, Vodka, Gin

Tequila, Bourbon, Scotch, Beer, Stout

Here are some photos

Only sick pple drink these

The Bruno Bros

LOSING STREAK

Had 4 rounds of MJ jus now.

Cleared tray once, almost lost $80

but in the end, minimized it to $19

at the las 2 winds with a 滿台 Hat-trick.

The best was 1 of them's a 海底捞月.

Even though i didn't win, it was a satisfied loss.

NAPFA

Took the test jus now, here are my results

Chin ups = 11 (A)

Standing Broad Jump = 235cm (B)

Shuttle Run = 10.1 secs (A)

Sit & Reach = 47cm (B)

Sit Ups = 41 (A)

2.4KM Run = 13.44mins (E)

Kk, no link.

Tml i shall dieeeeeeeee. lol

HOLY FUKING CUTEEEEE TTM
kop from TTT.'
This is worth disfiguring my blog