DOG MAN

Ever since i moved in to Panjang,
one of my neighbours has been harassing
mi everyday no fail.
He would walk past my hse n "bark"
all the way, causing my dog to join
in the noise.

Things get really fuked up when past few
days he started knocking on my windows
while making dog noise !!
Couldnt take it anymore, so i braced
myself for the next time the Dog Man
would appear again.

So, moments ago the mysterious Dog Man
hunts again. But this time, he tried to peek
through my translucent window 1st then
the howling begun.
I literally chiong out of my hse and warmed
up my fist for the stranger.
I watched him enter the gates of the lift,
and waiting for my flawless entrance,

I stopped his escape and confronted him.
At first i expected a Malay uncle but it
came out to be a Chinese ah pek.

I splurge out my honed vocab on vulgarity
and all he could say was sorry sorry.
Zou jedi, if he's not tt old, I'll sure make
him eat his own teeth :\

One funny thing was tt when my mum
came back after walking my dog, she
said tt my neighbour apologized to
her. LMAO

No more monkey business, Dog Man...